Owen-Only

Owen-Only is an over-protected only child. He's been padded, helmeted and parentally locked out of most of the thrills of being a kid. And pop-culturally, he's waaaaaaayyyyy behind. This kid has never tasted junk food, or felt the wind in his hair while riding his scooter, or told a joke where the punch line was “poo.” So alyou have to forgive him for not getting stuff, or always stating the obvious, to the point of being really annoying sometimes. Given what he's up against, you gotta love the guy.